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Life starts @ Sunnyvale
Sunnyvale is a largely undocumented stretch of land shrouded in thick smog, twisted metal, and the remnants of a once-functioning society. Spanning an indeterminate number of square miles, it offers a truly unmatched opportunity to witness nature’s response to long-term chemical exposure.
Whether you're navigating through rust-coated alleyways, wandering the echoing remains of mold-strangled playgrounds, or enjoying a canned meal beside a fire truck on fire, Sunnyvale guarantees an experience that stays with you emotionally and, in most cases, physically.
Whether you're navigating through rust-coated alleyways, wandering the echoing remains of mold-strangled playgrounds, or enjoying a canned meal beside a fire truck on fire, Sunnyvale guarantees an experience that stays with you emotionally and, in most cases, physically.



100%
Of homes have
access to rainwater
access to rainwater
100%
Literacy rate
(in some spots)
(in some spots)
$1,000,000
Average resident salary
(Zimbabwean dollar)
(Zimbabwean dollar)
82%
Of infrastructure considered
"technically stable"
"technically stable"
Recurring Revenue, Recurring Happiness
Fuck you

SunnyLite
Starting at
$899/mo
Everything you need to get started
SUBSCRIBE NOW- 24/7 Access to Sunnyvale
- Complimentary tarp for shelter setup
- Unlimited access to rainwater depending on availability
- Unlimited access to oxygen
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SunnyPlus
Starting at
$4,999/mo
Experience the modern
Sunnyvale Lifestyle
Subscribe NowSunnyvale Lifestyle
- Everything in Lite and
- Access to clean drinking water (BETA)
- Possible healthcare
- One government-issued flashlight
- Unlimited access to abandoned buildings
- Natural raw water from ponds
- Monthly Salt Ration
Recommended

SunnyElite
Starting at
$24,999/mo
Our best package
Subscribe Now- Everything in Plus and
- Guaranteed software developer position at a tech startup that never launches any product
- Guaranteed friendship from a poorer citizen
- First priority evacuation during the yearly natural disaster
- 15 minute phone call with town mascot
- Guaranteed postmortem remembrance in the Official Sunnyvale Registry
One Last Thing...
Cozy Weather
Sunnyvale is known for its chilly summers and mild, damp winters, with torrential downpours year-round and a thick cloud of smog that makes visibility difficult. The weather tends to be consistently bleak, so heavy rain gear and caution are essential when anywhere in Sunnyvale.
Great Commutes
Sunnyvale is tucked deep in a remote industrial zone, far from any scenic routes or highways. Due to notoriously reckless drivers and collapsing infrastructure, the only practical way in is a monthly supply helicopter—and once you're there, the encompassing eternal blight kills you instant painful death.
Get in touch
Have questions? So does everyone else. With no official visitor center, no working phones, and disfunctional government, your best chance at getting info is through yahoo answers.
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