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Life starts @ Sunnyvale

Sunnyvale is a largely undocumented stretch of land shrouded in thick smog, twisted metal, and the remnants of a once-functioning society. Spanning an indeterminate number of square miles, it offers a truly unmatched opportunity to witness nature’s response to long-term chemical exposure.

Whether you're navigating through rust-coated alleyways, wandering the echoing remains of mold-strangled playgrounds, or enjoying a canned meal beside a fire truck on fire, Sunnyvale guarantees an experience that stays with you emotionally and, in most cases, physically.
100%
Of homes have
access to rainwater
100%
Literacy rate
(in some spots)
$1,000,000
Average resident salary
(Zimbabwean dollar)
82%
Of infrastructure considered
"technically stable"

SunnyLite

Starting at
$899/mo
Everything you need to get started
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  • 24/7 Access to Sunnyvale
  • Complimentary tarp for shelter setup
  • Unlimited access to rainwater depending on availability
  • Unlimited access to oxygen
    from the aptnosphere
  • 15% Off Sunnyvale Government Merchanise

SunnyElite

Starting at
$24,999/mo
Our best package
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  • Everything in Plus and
  • Guaranteed software developer position at a tech startup that never launches any product
  • Guaranteed friendship from a poorer citizen
  • First priority evacuation during the yearly natural disaster
  • 15 minute phone call with town mascot
  • Guaranteed postmortem remembrance in the Official Sunnyvale Registry
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